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Aug

2021

The Lumpy Loveseat Chronicles Part II: The Lumpbotomy

Ahoy, #JohnsArmy! Considering all the looting and piracy afoot, that seems the proper greeting for the second part of the LLC (that’s Lumpy Loveseat Chronicles, not Limited Liability Company). Lumpy’s liabilities are as unlimited as his appetite, and the company he keeps

Jul

2021

You Better Watch Out (I’m Tellin’ You Why…)

Howzit going, #JohnsArmy? 😉 A million mahalos for your feedback on the first two articles. As I’m sure you’ve ascertained from the title of this editorial, the theme continues. Hawaiian Shirt Day, extended dance mix version. I didn’t set out to write